Heath Franklin's Chopper - The Last Hard Bastard on Earth || Cairns Performing Arts Centre

The year is 2030. Humanity is all but wiped out, and there is only one man who can save us from the Softcockalypse.

For too long, we thought that things like 'gentle parenting', 'love languages' and 'paper straws’ were a good idea... until self-diagnosing whingers and 37 types of milk destroyed civilisation.

Then, like a glorious moustachioed phoenix, a hard bastard arose from the beta cuck ashes to restart humankind.

Strap in! Chopper is back, just in time….to live again!

‘If Heath is Clark Kent and his Chopper persona is Superman, then it is good to look up in the sky once again and see not a bird, not a plane, but a super comedian’ - Scenestr

2 X Winner - Best Comedy Weekly - Fringe World 2024, 2018

Winner - Comic's Choice - Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2018

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